Malihini Monthly

A sarcastic monthly for the recently arrived.

Saturday, January 17, 2026 · Tip No. 17

Your GPS Is Not Your Kumu

Your phone says ‘Kalanianaʻole’ like it’s trying to cough up a yoga mat. Do not use the phone as your teacher. The phone is learning from you, and you, dear reader, are a disaster.

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