Hualālai Is Three Long Vowels
HOO-ah-LAH-LIE. Two kahakō. One volcano. Zero chance you nail it on the first try at the resort check-in, while a valet named Keoni quietly dies inside.
A sarcastic monthly for the recently arrived.
HOO-ah-LAH-LIE. Two kahakō. One volcano. Zero chance you nail it on the first try at the resort check-in, while a valet named Keoni quietly dies inside.