Malihini Monthly

A sarcastic monthly for the recently arrived.

Saturday, January 10, 2026 · Tip No. 10

Kāneʻohe, In Three Acts

KAH-neh-OH-heh. There’s a kahakō and an ʻokina both, because the town is not going to make this easy on you. ‘Kuh-NAY-oh-hee’ sounds like a yoga pose and is not correct.

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