Malihini Monthly

A sarcastic monthly for the recently arrived.

Saturday, January 3, 2026 · Tip No. 3

Humuhumunukunukuapuaʻa

It’s the state fish. It’s twenty-one letters. You will try it once at a luau, fail gloriously, and then pretend you were joking. You were not joking. We all see you.

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